divorce partyMisschien nog wat onwennig, maar het gebeurt meer en meer. Het tegendeel van een trouwfeest. Soms samen, soms afzonderlijk gevierd.

'Gaat u scheiden?' 'Nee. Ik heb hem 30 jaar geduld, en dan zou ik hem nu gelukkig moeten maken?'
Het is niet dat ik mijn vrouw in de steek laat,... ik bevrijd haar van een ontrouwe echtgenoot.
'Meester, heb ik genoeg reden om een echtscheiding aanhangig te maken?' 'Bent u getrouwd?' 'Tuurlijk.' 'Ja dus.'

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Titel

Uitvoerder

Genre

Of

P

1

25 Years

Vroom

jerk

2

30 seconds to mars

The kill

0

3

50 ways to leave your lover?

Paul Simon

chacha

4

All She Wrote

Firehouse

disco

5

Alone Again

Gilbert O'Sullivan

quickstep

6

Already Gone

Kelly Clarkson

disco

7

And the I'm gonna miss her

Brad Paisley

slowfox

8

Angry all the Time

Bruce Robison

slowfox

9

Ball and Chain

jive

disco

10

Because Of You

Kelly Clarkson

slow

11

Better Off Without A Wife

Tom Waits

slow

12

Broken Home

Fan_3

chacha

13

Broken Home

Papa Roach

jerk

14

Confessions Of A Broken Heart (Daughter To Father)

Lindsay Lohan

disco

15

D. I. V. O. R. C. E.

Dolly Parton

disco

16

D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

Tammy Wynette

rumba

17

Damned

Bonjovi

chacha

18

Dear Judge

Ernest Tubb

slowfox

19

Diggin up Bones

Randy Travis

quickstep

20

Divorce Me C.O.D.

Merle Travis

jive

21

Divorce Song

Liz Phair

chacha

22

Don't Hang Up

10cc

slow

23

Don't Know What You Got Until It's Gone

Cinderella

rumba

24

Drinking my Baby Goodbye

Charlie Daniels

quickstep

jive

25

Eminem

Kim

disco

26

Emotionless

Good Charlotte

jive

27

Every day I love you less and less

Kaiser Chiefs

jive

28

Every Little Bit Hurts

Alicia Keys

Weense wals

29

Every Other Weekend

Reba McEntire & Kenny Chesney

slow

30

Everybody Hurts

REM

rumba

31

Fade to black

Metallica

disco

32

Fall to peices

Velvet revolver

jerk

33

Family Portrait

Pink

chacha

rumba

34

Famous Blue Raincoat

Leonard Cohen

slow

wals

35

Faze

Aselin Debison

chacha

36

Fighter

Christina Aguilera

chacha

37

Forget December

Something Corporate

chacha

38

Get Out Of My House

The Streets

0

39

Going through the Big D

Mark Chesnutt

boogie

40

Golddigger

Kanye West

disco

41

Goodbye Says it All

Blackhawk

disco

42

Goodbye to You!

Scandal's

jive

43

Grounds For Divorce

Wolf Parade

disco

44

Guess I’m Doing Fine

Beck

popcorn

45

Haitian Divorce

Steely Dan

jive

46

Hard-Fi

Better Do Better

boogie

47

Heartbreak Hotel

Elvis Presley

popcorn

48

Heartbreak warfare

John Mayer

disco

49

Hearts and Bones

Paul Simon

slow

50

Hell in a Bucket

Grateful Dead

disco

51

Here without you

3 Doors Down

popcorn

52

Hit the Road Jack

Ray Charles

jive

53

I hate you so much right now

Kelis

chacha

54

I Never Loved You Anyway

The Corrs

disco

55

I Should Have Cheated

Keyshia Cole

chacha

56

I Want You

Elvis Costello

chacha

57

I Will Survive

Gloria Gaynor

disco

58

I Wonder

Kellie Pickler

slow

59

I Would Have Loved you Anyway

Trisha Yearwood

rumba

slow

60

I’m Sorry Now

Jude

disco

luister

61

Idiot Wind

Bob Dylan

0

62

I'm Not In Love

10CC

slow

63

I'm So Happy I Can't Stop Crying

Sting

jive

64

I'm so lonesome I could cry

Hank Williams

Am. Wals

65

I'm Still Standing

Elton John

jive

66

In The Air Tonight

Phil Collins

slow

67

Independence Day

Martina McBride

chacha

68

It's a beautiful day

Bono

disco

69

It's Too Late

Carole King

chacha

70

Je loog tegen mij

Drukwerk

Weense wals

71

Jezebel

10,000 Maniacs

slow

72

Jolene

Dolly Parton

quickstep

73

Knowing Me, Knowing You

ABBA

disco

74

Love and Marriage

Frank Sinatra

slowfox

75

Love For The Child

Jason Mraz

slow

76

Love is a catastrophe

Pet Shop Boys

rumba

77

Love Will Tear Us Apart

Joy Division

jive

78

Me, myself and I

Beyonce

rumba

79

Mexican Divorce

Burt Bacharach, Bob Hilliard

rumba

80

Morning Bell

Radiohead

0

81

No Children

The Mountain Goats

popcorn

82

Nobody

Johnny Cash

popcorn

83

Not Ready To Make Nice

Dixie Chicks

popcorn

slow

84

Novocaine

Bon Jovi

disco

85

Ode to Divorce

Regina Spektor

slow

86

Ordinary World

Duran Duran

disco

87

Perfect Lie

Sheryl Crow

disco

88

Pray For You

Jaron & The Long Road To Love

disco

89

Precious

Depeche Mode

chacha

90

Re-Arranged

Limp Bizkit

chacha

91

Seeing things for the first time -

Black Crowes

Weense wals

92

Seven Weeks

InMe

jive

93

She Got The Goldmine, I Got The Shaft

Jerry Reed

quickstep

94

She Hates Me

Puddle of Mud

chacha

95

She Left Me On Friday

Shed Seven

disco

96

She's Out of My Life

Michael Jackson

0

97

She's Your Lover Now

Bob Dylan

0

98

Sleep with a broken heart

Alisha Keys

popcorn

99

Sleeping Single in a Double Bed

Barbara Mandrell

chacha

100

Smack My Bitch Up

The Prodigy

jerk

101

So Moved On

O.A.R.

chacha

102

Stay Together for the Kids

Blink-182

disco

103

Still haven't found what I am looking for

U2

quickstep

104

Straightjacket

Alanis Morissette

disco

105

Strong enough

Cher

disco

106

Suspicious Minds

Elvis Presley

boogie

107

Take the L (out of Lover)

The Motels

chacha

108

The bleeding

Five finger death punch

jerk

109

The Grand Tour

George Jones

slowfox

110

The One I Love

R.E.M.

disco

111

The pretender

Foo fighters 

boogie

112

The theme from the Great Escape

mars

113

The Winner Takes It All

ABBA

disco

114

Then

The Charlatans

disco

115

There Must Be Some Other Way

Genesis

disco

116

These boots are made for walking

Nancy Sinatra

jive

117

They'll Need A Crane

They Might Be Giants

quickstep

118

This House is Not My Home

Zebrahead

disco

119

Through the Heartache and the Tears

John George

rumba

120

To Find a Friend

Tom Petty

jive

121

Today My World Slipped Away

George Strait

slow

122

Trail Of Dead

Mistakes and Regrets

boogie

123

Trapped

Bruce Springsteen

rumba

124

Unbreak my Heart

Toni Braxton

rumba

125

Under My Thumb

The Rolling Stones

chacha

126

We are the fallen

Bury me Alive

disco

127

Wedding day

Rosie Thomas

rumba

128

What About the Bond?

Bruce Cockburn

rumba

129

What Hurts the Most

Rascal Flatts

boogie

130

What Is Love?

Never Shout Never

quickstep

131

When Did You Stop Loving Me, When Did I Stop Loving You

Marvin Gaye

chacha

132

Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under

Shania Twain

jive

133

Why'd Ya Do It?

Marianne Faithfull

chacha

134

Will Never Marry

Morrissey

disco

135

Wonderful

Everclear

jive

136

You Better Sit Down Kids

Cher

slowfox

wisselt

137

You Know Your Right

Nirvana

jerk

138

You Lost Me

Christina Aguilera

slow

139

You raise me up

Josh Groban

slow

140

You'll Think of Me

Keith Urban

slow

141

Your Dictionary

XTC

popcorn

142

You're A Nightmare

Pulp

chacha

143

You're just someone that I use to love

Barb Streisand

slow

Hoe verloopt jullie scheiding? Goed. Mijn vrouw krijgt de tuinman en de kinderen. En ik het kindermeisje.
Bij een scheiding ligt de schuld steeds bij 2, zowel bij de vrouw als bij haar moeder.