Misschien nog wat onwennig, maar het gebeurt meer en meer. Het tegendeel van een trouwfeest. Soms samen, soms afzonderlijk gevierd.
'Gaat u scheiden?' 'Nee. Ik heb hem 30 jaar geduld, en dan zou ik hem nu gelukkig moeten maken?'
Het is niet dat ik mijn vrouw in de steek laat,... ik bevrijd haar van een ontrouwe echtgenoot.
'Meester, heb ik genoeg reden om een echtscheiding aanhangig te maken?' 'Bent u getrouwd?' 'Tuurlijk.' 'Ja dus.'
# |
Titel |
Uitvoerder |
Genre |
Of |
P |
1 |
25 Years |
Vroom |
jerk |
|
|
2 |
30 seconds to mars |
The kill |
0 |
|
|
3 |
50 ways to leave your lover? |
Paul Simon |
chacha |
|
|
4 |
All She Wrote |
Firehouse |
disco |
|
|
5 |
Alone Again |
Gilbert O'Sullivan |
quickstep |
|
|
6 |
Already Gone |
Kelly Clarkson |
disco |
|
|
7 |
And the I'm gonna miss her |
Brad Paisley |
slowfox |
|
|
8 |
Angry all the Time |
Bruce Robison |
slowfox |
|
|
9 |
Ball and Chain |
|
jive |
disco |
|
10 |
Because Of You |
Kelly Clarkson |
slow |
|
|
11 |
Better Off Without A Wife |
Tom Waits |
slow |
|
|
12 |
Broken Home |
Fan_3 |
chacha |
|
|
13 |
Broken Home |
Papa Roach |
jerk |
|
|
14 |
Confessions Of A Broken Heart (Daughter To Father) |
Lindsay Lohan |
disco |
|
|
15 |
D. I. V. O. R. C. E. |
Dolly Parton |
disco |
|
|
16 |
D.I.V.O.R.C.E. |
Tammy Wynette |
rumba |
|
|
17 |
Damned |
Bonjovi |
chacha |
|
|
18 |
Dear Judge |
Ernest Tubb |
slowfox |
|
|
19 |
Diggin up Bones |
Randy Travis |
quickstep |
|
|
20 |
Divorce Me C.O.D. |
Merle Travis |
jive |
|
|
21 |
Divorce Song |
Liz Phair |
chacha |
|
|
22 |
Don't Hang Up |
10cc |
slow |
|
|
23 |
Don't Know What You Got Until It's Gone |
Cinderella |
rumba |
|
|
24 |
Drinking my Baby Goodbye |
Charlie Daniels |
quickstep |
jive |
|
25 |
Eminem |
Kim |
disco |
|
|
26 |
Emotionless |
Good Charlotte |
jive |
|
|
27 |
Every day I love you less and less |
Kaiser Chiefs |
jive |
|
|
28 |
Every Little Bit Hurts |
Alicia Keys |
Weense wals |
|
|
29 |
Every Other Weekend |
Reba McEntire & Kenny Chesney |
slow |
|
|
30 |
Everybody Hurts |
REM |
rumba |
|
|
31 |
Fade to black |
Metallica |
disco |
|
|
32 |
Fall to peices |
Velvet revolver |
jerk |
|
|
33 |
Family Portrait |
Pink |
chacha |
rumba |
|
34 |
Famous Blue Raincoat |
Leonard Cohen |
slow |
wals |
|
35 |
Faze |
Aselin Debison |
chacha |
|
|
36 |
Fighter |
Christina Aguilera |
chacha |
|
|
37 |
Forget December |
Something Corporate |
chacha |
|
|
38 |
Get Out Of My House |
The Streets |
0 |
|
|
39 |
Going through the Big D |
Mark Chesnutt |
boogie |
|
|
40 |
Golddigger |
Kanye West |
disco |
|
|
41 |
Goodbye Says it All |
Blackhawk |
disco |
|
|
42 |
Goodbye to You! |
Scandal's |
jive |
|
|
43 |
Grounds For Divorce |
Wolf Parade |
disco |
|
|
44 |
Guess I’m Doing Fine |
Beck |
popcorn |
|
|
45 |
Haitian Divorce |
Steely Dan |
jive |
|
|
46 |
Hard-Fi |
Better Do Better |
boogie |
|
|
47 |
Heartbreak Hotel |
Elvis Presley |
popcorn |
|
|
48 |
Heartbreak warfare |
John Mayer |
disco |
|
|
49 |
Hearts and Bones |
Paul Simon |
slow |
|
|
50 |
Hell in a Bucket |
Grateful Dead |
disco |
|
|
51 |
Here without you |
3 Doors Down |
popcorn |
|
|
52 |
Hit the Road Jack |
Ray Charles |
jive |
|
|
53 |
I hate you so much right now |
Kelis |
chacha |
|
|
54 |
I Never Loved You Anyway |
The Corrs |
disco |
|
|
55 |
I Should Have Cheated |
Keyshia Cole |
chacha |
|
|
56 |
I Want You |
Elvis Costello |
chacha |
|
|
57 |
I Will Survive |
Gloria Gaynor |
disco |
|
|
58 |
I Wonder |
Kellie Pickler |
slow |
|
|
59 |
I Would Have Loved you Anyway |
Trisha Yearwood |
rumba |
slow |
|
60 |
I’m Sorry Now |
Jude |
disco |
luister |
|
61 |
Idiot Wind |
Bob Dylan |
0 |
|
|
62 |
I'm Not In Love |
10CC |
slow |
|
|
63 |
I'm So Happy I Can't Stop Crying |
Sting |
jive |
|
|
64 |
I'm so lonesome I could cry |
Hank Williams |
Am. Wals |
|
|
65 |
I'm Still Standing |
Elton John |
jive |
|
|
66 |
In The Air Tonight |
Phil Collins |
slow |
|
|
67 |
Independence Day |
Martina McBride |
chacha |
|
|
68 |
It's a beautiful day |
Bono |
disco |
|
|
69 |
It's Too Late |
Carole King |
chacha |
|
|
70 |
Je loog tegen mij |
Drukwerk |
Weense wals |
|
|
71 |
Jezebel |
10,000 Maniacs |
slow |
|
|
72 |
Jolene |
Dolly Parton |
quickstep |
|
|
73 |
Knowing Me, Knowing You |
ABBA |
disco |
|
|
74 |
Love and Marriage |
Frank Sinatra |
slowfox |
|
|
75 |
Love For The Child |
Jason Mraz |
slow |
|
|
76 |
Love is a catastrophe |
Pet Shop Boys |
rumba |
|
|
77 |
Love Will Tear Us Apart |
Joy Division |
jive |
|
|
78 |
Me, myself and I |
Beyonce |
rumba |
|
|
79 |
Mexican Divorce |
Burt Bacharach, Bob Hilliard |
rumba |
|
|
80 |
Morning Bell |
Radiohead |
0 |
|
|
81 |
No Children |
The Mountain Goats |
popcorn |
|
|
82 |
Nobody |
Johnny Cash |
popcorn |
|
|
83 |
Not Ready To Make Nice |
Dixie Chicks |
popcorn |
slow |
|
84 |
Novocaine |
Bon Jovi |
disco |
|
|
85 |
Ode to Divorce |
Regina Spektor |
slow |
|
|
86 |
Ordinary World |
Duran Duran |
disco |
|
|
87 |
Perfect Lie |
Sheryl Crow |
disco |
|
|
88 |
Pray For You |
Jaron & The Long Road To Love |
disco |
|
|
89 |
Precious |
Depeche Mode |
chacha |
|
|
90 |
Re-Arranged |
Limp Bizkit |
chacha |
|
|
91 |
Seeing things for the first time - |
Black Crowes |
Weense wals |
|
|
92 |
Seven Weeks |
InMe |
jive |
|
|
93 |
She Got The Goldmine, I Got The Shaft |
Jerry Reed |
quickstep |
|
|
94 |
She Hates Me |
Puddle of Mud |
chacha |
|
|
95 |
She Left Me On Friday |
Shed Seven |
disco |
|
|
96 |
She's Out of My Life |
Michael Jackson |
0 |
|
|
97 |
She's Your Lover Now |
Bob Dylan |
0 |
|
|
98 |
Sleep with a broken heart |
Alisha Keys |
popcorn |
|
|
99 |
Sleeping Single in a Double Bed |
Barbara Mandrell |
chacha |
|
|
100 |
Smack My Bitch Up |
The Prodigy |
jerk |
|
|
101 |
So Moved On |
O.A.R. |
chacha |
|
|
102 |
Stay Together for the Kids |
Blink-182 |
disco |
|
|
103 |
Still haven't found what I am looking for |
U2 |
quickstep |
|
|
104 |
Straightjacket |
Alanis Morissette |
disco |
|
|
105 |
Strong enough |
Cher |
disco |
|
|
106 |
Suspicious Minds |
Elvis Presley |
boogie |
|
|
107 |
Take the L (out of Lover) |
The Motels |
chacha |
|
|
108 |
The bleeding |
Five finger death punch |
jerk |
|
|
109 |
The Grand Tour |
George Jones |
slowfox |
|
|
110 |
The One I Love |
R.E.M. |
disco |
|
|
111 |
The pretender |
Foo fighters |
boogie |
|
|
112 |
The theme from the Great Escape |
|
mars |
|
|
113 |
The Winner Takes It All |
ABBA |
disco |
|
|
114 |
Then |
The Charlatans |
disco |
|
|
115 |
There Must Be Some Other Way |
Genesis |
disco |
|
|
116 |
These boots are made for walking |
Nancy Sinatra |
jive |
|
|
117 |
They'll Need A Crane |
They Might Be Giants |
quickstep |
|
|
118 |
This House is Not My Home |
Zebrahead |
disco |
|
|
119 |
Through the Heartache and the Tears |
John George |
rumba |
|
|
120 |
To Find a Friend |
Tom Petty |
jive |
|
|
121 |
Today My World Slipped Away |
George Strait |
slow |
|
|
122 |
Trail Of Dead |
Mistakes and Regrets |
boogie |
|
|
123 |
Trapped |
Bruce Springsteen |
rumba |
|
|
124 |
Unbreak my Heart |
Toni Braxton |
rumba |
|
|
125 |
Under My Thumb |
The Rolling Stones |
chacha |
|
|
126 |
We are the fallen |
Bury me Alive |
disco |
|
|
127 |
Wedding day |
Rosie Thomas |
rumba |
|
|
128 |
What About the Bond? |
Bruce Cockburn |
rumba |
|
|
129 |
What Hurts the Most |
Rascal Flatts |
boogie |
|
|
130 |
What Is Love? |
Never Shout Never |
quickstep |
|
|
131 |
When Did You Stop Loving Me, When Did I Stop Loving You |
Marvin Gaye |
chacha |
|
|
132 |
Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under |
Shania Twain |
jive |
|
|
133 |
Why'd Ya Do It? |
Marianne Faithfull |
chacha |
|
|
134 |
Will Never Marry |
Morrissey |
disco |
|
|
135 |
Wonderful |
Everclear |
jive |
|
|
136 |
You Better Sit Down Kids |
Cher |
slowfox |
wisselt |
|
137 |
You Know Your Right |
Nirvana |
jerk |
|
|
138 |
You Lost Me |
Christina Aguilera |
slow |
|
|
139 |
You raise me up |
Josh Groban |
slow |
|
|
140 |
You'll Think of Me |
Keith Urban |
slow |
|
|
141 |
Your Dictionary |
XTC |
popcorn |
|
|
142 |
You're A Nightmare |
Pulp |
chacha |
|
|
143 |
You're just someone that I use to love |
Barb Streisand |
slow |
|
|
Hoe verloopt jullie scheiding? Goed. Mijn vrouw krijgt de tuinman en de kinderen. En ik het kindermeisje.
Bij een scheiding ligt de schuld steeds bij 2, zowel bij de vrouw als bij haar moeder.